Love - It's a 4 letter word

Don Juan asked me once; "T, what is love?" After a few moments of perplexity I responded with; "Love is one of the only words in the english language that could be described by pretty much every adjective available."...deep, I know. But when he asked me how one knows they are in love, it took me 11 years to finally answer his question...

You know it's love when:
- You stop counting how many times she says "like" in a conversation.    
- You go from judging him for the zits on his back to popping them.
- She farts in her sleep and it doesn't even phase you.
- He is sitting in his seat with his seatbelt on before you can even open the car door.
- You haven't ordered a salad the last 3 times you've gone to a restaurant, and gone straight for the prime rib.
- Subsiquently he says "are you fuckin crazy!? prime rib is 30 bucks!"
- "Headaches" have become somewhat chronic.
- You're buying her tampons.
- You're buying him video games.
- Her brazilian has turned into a barbarian.
- "Oh fuck, fine! Just hurry up." means take me to bed or loose me forever.
- Getting the dutch oven is actually foreplay.
- A double mattress is now queen sized.
- You call each other Babe.
- She's finally opted for comfort instead of sexy.
And last but not least....
- You both agree to change your relationship status on facebook...

So ladies; the next time your with your boyfriends, let a good one rip. Make it noisy and make it proud. If he's still there once the dust settles...well throw those wax papers away, because it's love babe!